Jacob Miller
| Real name | Jacob Miller |
|---|---|
| Alias(es) | Bulldozer Wife/Sister |
| Location on the globe | Tennessee US |
| Papa flerf | Unknown |
| Flerfzi? | Not yet confirmed |
| Religiflerf? | Yes |
| Incel? | YES |
| Drinks urine? | YES |
| Lives with Mommy | Not yet confirmed |
| Adopted by | Not adopted yet |
| Teeth | Slightly less than full set |
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Jacob Miller is a redneck flerf that debated MCToon on November 3rd 2026, and promised to debunk with "verfiable facts and mathematical data". He brought stupid.
During the debate, he said he does not remember things, yet wakes up everyday knowing the Earth is fwat.
He also went to the Matthew Hakim University of 'Get ya head kicked by a Donkey', and claims to measure a level 1000m beam flat, you get a very thin string and pull tight.
Is a connoisseur of the 'F' Bomb(TM Unfornicated).
Having said that, he did show up, even though he admitted he was not prepared, so credit for that.
Interesting facts:
Smoke 3 packs of Xcaliber a day
Drives a yellow bulldozer in his very own sand pit
Wears a Tennessee tuxedo(bib) most days
Auditioned for Buckwild, but was rejected for poor hygiene and wonky eyes